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Smorgasbord

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.
That smorgasbord was delicious.
by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010
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smorgasbord

A large array of things to choose from.
The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.
by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005
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San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
by Dr.DP December 12, 2013
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Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.
Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.
by roguewolf October 14, 2012
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smorgasm

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.
1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008
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smorgasborgasm

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.
by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004
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smörgåstårta

Smörgåstårta is a Swedish sandwich-cake.

The smörgåstårta is normally made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base, additional filling may vary greatly but often includes one or more of the following: liver pâté, olives, shrimp, ham, various cold cuts, caviar, tomato, cucumber, grapes, lemonslices, cheese and smoked salmon.

Smörgåstårta is hence commonly used as a nickname for the female genitals.
Hey babe, can i eat your Smörgåstårta?!
by Smörgåstårtan January 7, 2014
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