Smorgasporn

(Noun): A large and varied amount of Porn, typically internet Porn, on a computer hard drive or hidden somewhere in one's bedroom.

Billy: "Hey did you see Jimmy's collection, damn he's got a smorgasporn happening there".

by celticdr January 27, 2011

Smorgusblorg

When a man replaces the marshmallow in a smore with roofies and a cum shot and feeds it to a girl takes her back to a cabin in a woods and puts a chess piece in a condom and puts it up her ass while fucking her in the pussy and choking her as she calls you "Daddy!".

Do you see that girl over there, I'm going to give her a smorgusblorg, its gonna be good.

by niggerfagatron6422 June 8, 2018

san antonio smorgasboard

A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier

Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard

by Perve and swerve January 7, 2018

smorgasboard

When a place serves a wide array of different foods

There was a smorgasboard at school today.

by Scarf ace December 13, 2015

Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.

"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."

by Crashgasm November 1, 2009

smorgasbord

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods

Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"

by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007

smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

by umermyaum May 4, 2019