smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.

Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!

by zipwolf November 10, 2008

bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

smuggling popcorn

When a woman has a huge bush hidden under her tight pantys.
You can kinda see the top of a box of popcorn pushing through.

Damn! She just droped her pants and her bush was so big it looked like she was smuggling popcorn under there.

by Addadamski December 31, 2007

Snookling

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.

Grandma said no snookling while watching tv

by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012

Smuggling Gumdrops

This phrase describes a situation where large, gumdrop sized nipples are poking though a woman's clothing - resembling two gumdrops under the garment. This situation can be especially prevalent after swimming or under a bra-less shirt.

Hey did you see Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars? She was definitely smuggling gumdrops.... Yummy!

by Katmandookie May 9, 2018

smuggling peas

When a woman has erect nipples that show through her shirt or blouse, thereby resembling two dry peas concealed in her bra.

Did you see Jenny when that breeze picked up? She looked like she was smuggling peas.

by Gett'n N Eiffel January 18, 2008

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 12, 2009