smmfgdh

Smmfgdh: Branching off of the simple "smh", which is 'shaking my head' for people who aren't familiar, "smmfgdh" is a more dramatic approach and means 'shaking my motherfucking god damn head.' It's more for those very serious moments...like when you're about to bag it, and she ends up smelling like fish. Or when your girl had to run to her car and get her GPS in an attempt to find your schlong. Or when McDonald's gives you mustard when you CLEARLY asked for ketchup. SMMFGDH.

An example of smmfgdh is up there...bustas.

by Douches. November 1, 2010

smaft

really, really, really, really, really, really awesome! not teews! totally sweet! better than bad!

thats a smaft beard u got there. is it even real?

by bonham July 24, 2008

smmf

abbreviation for " smooth mother fucker"

me: do you see that guy over there

friend: yeah he's a smmf

by queen nugget December 19, 2014

slmft

Sounds Like My First Time
Similar to "that's what she/he said" - makes a sexual joke out of something non sexual

"Why is it so tight? (Referring to something non-sexual) " "slmft"

by czmj March 15, 2015

Smft

Slit my fucking throat

I wanna smft

by Ifucklikearabbit March 7, 2019

smdftbacoi

it’s short for suck my dick from the back and choke on it.

kelis: yeah girl j can smdftbacoi

by kelisisthebestfrfr February 18, 2022

smoftie

a male over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that smoftie
P2: he looks like he's having fun being single at that age

by bing86 December 21, 2022