Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.

John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"

by kevnar March 1, 2009

Smitch

A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.

That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!

by Anononon March 21, 2007

Smitch

smitchsex

3ft venezualan.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

smeltch

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

by winfaulker February 24, 2008

smiotch

A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco. A Smiotch it the largest size pinch you can take.

Im gonna throw in a smiotch.

by Captain Morgan.. January 4, 2006

smitch

a smelly itch

I just scratched a smitch and now I have poo under my fingernail.

by mymobile October 7, 2008

Smitch

I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."

I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.

by slack November 3, 2003