Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.

During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

smigent

A short time frame, or object

I'll talk to you in a smigent

by whiptcream21 August 30, 2010

smidgen

a midget that got smashed into the carpet

After urinating on the floor on "The Surreal Life," Verne Troyer was made into a smidgen when Jose Canseco went into a fit of roid rage and smashed him into the carpet.

by MikeandVick September 3, 2006

smidgen

A very small penis... almost mouse like

Brandon's dick was referred to as a smidgen by rat girl.

by WMA February 8, 2007

Smidgen

A smidgen is a penis smaller than a jolly rancher and bigger than a paper clip.

Person #1: Bob has a smidgen it is like 3 inches long.
Person #2: He does not have a smidgen it isn't smaller than a jolly rancher!!

Person #1: Ew bill has a smidgen.
Person #2: No it is smaller than a paper clip!!! It's barely even there!!!!!

by smidgenfuck May 3, 2010

Bro-seiden

The ultimate overlord of the Brocean and thusly, all bros. Whenever a new characteristic of bro-dom is added (ie. hats with pre-frayed brims, Jack Johnson, Natural Ice) it must first be cleared by Bro-seiden.

"Dude, isn't this Super-chill-lax Band awesome?!" - Bro #1
"I don't know bro, we better wait to hear from Bro-seiden." - Bro #2

by iwah1989 August 8, 2010

smidgen

the height difference between pearce and emily as of now.

HAH! I'm a smidgen taller than you!

by pearce... January 4, 2009