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To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.
Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"

Spiden by neeek3 October 20, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
to grow clumps of hair from unusual places on the body, such as the ears or left knee

sometimes can be found in the goochal area covering up the genitles and creating a game for your partner/other half called "man or woman?" this is called a mega spiden
pete - have u seen marks spiden?
nick - yes, his knees were like the back of a bear
mike - i have a particularly erotic mega spiden
Spiden by Mark Spidon February 21, 2009

Spider-Man: no way home 

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes

Spider Cuz 

The hood version of Spider-Man from Brooklyn

As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman
AYOOO YOU SEE THAT MF SPIDER CUZ POUR ONE OUT FOR POP SMOKE?!
Spider Cuz by EssexDelancey October 19, 2020

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now
Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end
spiderman and elsa by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spider gang 

a group of friends that make music & art and just have fun
members: bruhmanegod, cxrpse, johnnascus, afourteen, blckk, fl.vco, eddison, christ dillinger, teenage disaster (new member), wendigo, cubensis, mkultra, lil darkie
instagram: @spidergvng
"what the hell is a spider gang?"
spider gang by guantii November 30, 2020

STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER 

syria and assad is only love
That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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