Smarties

Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.

Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..

by LitFAM1719 May 5, 2018

Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!

by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021

Smarthistory

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

smartlessest

Samuel;
Less smart than smartless

Samuel is so smartlessest

by Smartlessest November 10, 2017

Smarties

Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)

Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.

by ScandalouslySuave June 11, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smartest person in the walmart

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

by Kodak999 August 13, 2019