smarty fuck

Ignorant son of a bitch of less than average intelligence convinced they are the smartest fucker on the planet.

You my friend are a smarty fuck.

by Tbear22 January 25, 2017

Smarthome

A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.

I have a smarthome, i can flush the toilet with my smartphone

by McMob November 23, 2021

smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.

-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.

by dskjndU December 30, 2021

smartheart

its impossible to say smart things all the time and mean them
sometimes you need to talk from the heart and the heart aint always smart
if you let your heart do the talking exclusively though, you are considered a smartheart, you know, two smarts

"gosh, it is such a smartheart, constantly telling me it loves me and feels me and wants me. all that stuff about happiness, kissing and longing."

by Krkič January 5, 2020

Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

smartyhost

Any hosting provider that has terrible up-time and poor business support.

That hosting place was a total smartyhost

by Anoosh Manzoori January 29, 2009

artsy smartsy

Derived from artsy fartsy, this phrase is used to describe someone who created a piece of work deemed artsy-fartsy, and is being a bit too in-depth and knowledgeable (often full of bs) about it.

At an art opening:
Artist: ... and the black canvas represents my pain, much as Hieronymus Bosch used fantastic, demon-filled scenes to display a tragic view of human existence ...
Patron (whispering to friend): Dude, this chick is way too artsy-smartsy for her own good. I can't listen to this crap much longer.

by Cool ET June 8, 2005