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Starfishing

When the fist of a lucky individual is inserted inside of a female, and then the fingers are expanded to their full length, and the palm is extended as far as possible inside of the woman. This action typically results in immediate female orgasm, and can sometimes be harmful for less experienced women.
Jessica: Joey was starfishing me last night, and I came.
Adriana: Yea, I wish my boyfriend would starfish me!
by contactonthesmash44 June 4, 2018
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Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
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starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit
We were just starfishing while cuddling.
by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019
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Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.

A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.

The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.
Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.
by Aqudafina May 6, 2023
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When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis
Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing
by Westhebest January 19, 2024
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Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.
Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.
by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024
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