slingerdoodle

a person or organism that does goofy actions and is a type of dog that is goofy

i love slingerdoodles they’re so goofy

by MiniFroggy404 July 2, 2022

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

slunderwear

A pair of particularly scandalous or slutty panties; like the tiny, black lace, completely see-through ones that you feel awkward washing with the rest of your clothes because they are just that sexual, or Heaven forbid you use a public laundry room and they should fall out of the pile onto the floor before a crowd of judgmental eyes...or your mom.

Kathy made the unfortunate mistake of wearing slunderwear under her dress on a breezy day.

by xXIwearconservativepantiesXx July 15, 2009

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006