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Slyvester

Type of guy that likes cats and thats a red flag in of itself
Jimmy is such a Slyvester
by SMFSCS November 21, 2021
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second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016
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Slumpstarter

The term used to describe the fat, ugly, skanky or any combinations of the three that you hook up with that turns your luck around after months of good fortune with attractive women; Opposite of Slumpbuster.
When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.
by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007
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Shumster

A person would love to take your (shum).
That girl is a complete Shumster.
by Tyler Andrews December 19, 2006
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Semesterer

A college student, usually with a major in philosophy or psychology, who attempts to argue with people citing information from the one semester of college they have taken.

A white college student who tries to treat people like they are dumb because they had such an "interesting" discussion on the evil corporations and therefore how to fix all the world's woes, but will never win an election because, "my dad won't buy me the presidency like Bush."
Guy 1: Dude, what you just don't realize is that the corporations are ruling everything. My professor opened up my eyes and blew my reality. Human beings are sheep.

Guy 2: What's your major?

Guy 1: I'm undeclared right now, but I'm thinking about majoring in philosophy with a minor in earth studies.

Guy 2: Fucking semesterer.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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Sexmester

The point after child birth where you both have recovered from the trauma of a little person destroying the love shack and you can reboot the intercourse
I can't wait to have sex tonight. It's been nine months since the baby was born and so we are finally in the sexmester
by ChapatieAbuja October 8, 2014
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sad girl semester

a sad girl in college who is really going through it.
becky: “yo i’m about to have a hot girl semester this year”
susan: “imma have a sad girl semester hee hee
by nessybear27 October 19, 2019
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