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Sluggy Freelance 

One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.

There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.

It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!

You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.

dairy slugs 

description for female breasts after going through child breast feeding; resembling a slug like shape as they sag down a woman's torso.
"She succeeded in looking 10 years and 2 kids older with those huge milk-encrusted, baby suckled mom tits. Now she doesn't have to work out as much and has to eat a lot more cheese because she needs to keep her belly and thighs in proportion to her dairy slugs." - ArB
dairy slugs by m0rfus October 2, 2014
The act of covering one's naked self in Vaseline or petroleum jelly and slithering around the room with one or more other partners.
John: Eh you busy bro?

Jacob: Yea sort of

John: Oh, well I was wondering if you wanted play some Slugs later

Jacob: Be over in a minute
Slugs by Fapking February 9, 2012
Adjective. A combination of the words 'slut' and 'clumsy' Slutsy defines the individual who finds him or herself in slutty predicaments accidently. Often.
Susie has woken up in three different beds this week next to three randoms. Susie is rather slutsy.
Slutsy by JagermeisterDos January 2, 2011

twists, slugs, and roscoes 

it's a slang expression. litteraly: women, bullets, and guns
it was a night full of twists, slugs, and roscoes

Big slugs 

1. A person who applies that pressure at all cost a real nigga for real

2. A nigga that smack shit on and off the field
That Nigga Kojo yeah he big slugs fasho
Big slugs by Meatball410 July 23, 2020