Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010

studying

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

by Alexsai December 28, 2005

Studying

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

by Naokashi January 17, 2009

Studying

This is when a man is checking out a women. A.K.A "Study" the girl.

Boy #1: "Dude what sup?'"
Boy #2: "Dude shut up I'am studying here!"

by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

xtreme studying

hardcore studying for at least 4+ hours at your local library, Borders, Barnes & Noble, etc...

"Hey, what'd you do today?"
"Eh, i burned most of my day Xtreme Studying"
"Werd."

by Confuscious4 January 11, 2008

Studying

a term used to describe the act of sitting with a notebook, pencil, and calculator in front of you while you check your Facebook and StumbleUpon.

I spent all night "studying" in the library last night, and by that I mean I spent all night reading every single entry on FMyLife.com

by The Nice Wordsmith May 6, 2010

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008