Slowment

A slow-moment. A moment when your brain is forgetful or not quite catching on to something.

Sorry, I'm totally having a slowment right now.

by Annapurna February 17, 2017

Slowlier

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

slowest-er

Slower than slowest

Bob:you slow
Kianna:you slower
Bob:you the slowest

Kianna:you slowest-er

by Khaneka June 8, 2019

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Slower Lower

The southern portion of Delaware that is separated from the northern portion of Delaware by the C & D Canal. The residents tend to be much more conservative then the progressive residents north of the canal.

Delaware is a liberal state, except for those rednecks in slower lower.

by 12 Mile Circle September 15, 2010

slowneck

head; dome; oral sex; sucking dick

Yo...your girl give me dat good SLOWNECK!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003