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Slurk

The manner in which a desperate, sleazy female (aka slut), lurks about the town prowling on every man, hoping to satisfy her insatiable lust for random cock.
Did you see that skank (insert slutty name here) at the bar? She’s already banged two guys in the bathroom, now she’s slurking around for more! Gross!”
by Sandboxx13 January 17, 2021
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Slourp (verb)

me: last night you spilt juice on the counter, so i slourped it up

my friend: wdym slourped?

me: Slourp (verb) to absorb sticky stuff with a sponge
by pufferish May 17, 2021
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sourkid

When someone calls you are a sourkid it means that person is calling you a sweet but, annoying person. Most people would use it as a joke for their friends or new people they've met.
"You're such a sourkid to the whole class"
by Ez Mate November 11, 2021
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sourknees

sourknees on instagram.
WOW! tbh, nobody does it like sourknees!
by sourknees November 25, 2021
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Slurkin'

The act of lurking while wearing a Slanket, also known as a Snuggie.
by shad0wman January 6, 2009
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slork

The ultimate level reached by an individual that has become one with the Clout.
Wow, that guy has maxed out on the Clout scale. He is so Slork.
by cloutlife May 17, 2018
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slork

Slut+Whore+Skank = SLORK

The girl who all the ladies hate , but men love. She wears them short ass skirts and them low ass shirts. Greasy hooker, often cheap, usually can be found on the corner of main street picking up pennies. She may have an unforgetable odor of salmon and or cod fish. Or an unfogiving amount of incurable STDs. You may see her with fat bulging from her incredably tight clothes. You will never see her with any other slorks cause they tend to travel alone. She can never catch any decent men. Her standards are set to solid 2s and maybe even 3s.

If you see a slork casualy turn around and walk in the other direction and please call 1 800 puke in my mouth
1) "Do you smell that " "Smells like fish ... " "OH GOD ITS A SLORK"

2) "Where did all my pennies go?" "OMG that slork took em!"
by Annabelle+Nicoli August 22, 2010
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