slourk

1.a whore with a fetish for pretending to not be a whore

2. A penish with terrible tasting ejaculate

3. Unattended cup of cold coffe, may or may not contain dead insect or liquor(spec. vodka)

1. Shirelle is a dirty slourk

2. Daniel has a slourk

3. Throw that slourk away!

by slourk anynomous April 15, 2005

slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

sloure

female of attractive natural or otherwise who exhibits whore like behavior and is native to the town of san luis obispo (slo)

hey rick, are those sloures from the concert coming over tonight?

Hell Yeah! Sloures galor tonight

by abdacator November 14, 2011

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

Sourkraus

Someone that is acting sour and bitter like sourkraut. Similar to sourpus, but emphasizing german ancestry. Promotes synergy with on going Nazi jokes.

syn. buzz kill, Mr. Grumpy Gills, lame ass

Krista: I don't want to go out.
Peter: How about instead being such a sourkraus, being awesome?
-Krista, with hair braided in german buns, backhands Peter-
Disoriented Peter: I'm a honey?

by Mr. Flintstone June 8, 2010

Slurkey

Is when defining something very sleek or appealing to the eye. Also meaning when talking about something that your very infatuated with.

Man there is some fine slurkey in this club right now.

by Jrooo CSD September 8, 2010

slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015