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sourkraut

1. An angry german

2. someone who is being nazi-ish
angry german/ nazi-ish man: AHHHHH! FUCK THIS COMPUTER!!!

MAN: Uh oh! looks like sombody's bein' a sourkraut
by Deepfriedgorrila uppercut March 5, 2011
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International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!
Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!
by GermanGiant March 29, 2013
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sauerkraut

A dish from Germany, which is mainly composed of shredded cabbage that has been fermented in vinegar and sometimes white wine. The cabbage is then usually cooked together with potato and sausage as well. Makes for a good Oktoberfest meal. Wash down with lots of beer.
If we call Germans Krauts because of Sauerkraut, do they call us Hams from Hamburgers?
by Mr. Kraut November 11, 2006
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SauerKraut

An angry, upset, or bitter German.
Heinrich: Boy am I angry. I'm one SauerKraut
by Cousin Merll June 12, 2011
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Sourkraus

Someone that is acting sour and bitter like sourkraut. Similar to sourpus, but emphasizing german ancestry. Promotes synergy with on going Nazi jokes.

syn. buzz kill, Mr. Grumpy Gills, lame ass
Krista: I don't want to go out.
Peter: How about instead being such a sourkraus, being awesome?
-Krista, with hair braided in german buns, backhands Peter-
Disoriented Peter: I'm a honey?
by Mr. Flintstone June 8, 2010
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Sauerkraut that bitch

Sau-er-kraut that bitch (v)

1)A process in which an individual proceeds to tightly pack a woman's vaginal cavity with sauerkraut, then eats it out of the vagina.

Sometimes the sauerkraut is not eaten and other actions are taken, such as exiting the room and leaving the vagina filled with sauerkraut. This, and other certain visual aspects, lead toward alternate uses of the phrase.

2) Packing the vagina with sauerkraut, then leaving.

3) Covering or stuffing food with sauerkraut. This comes from the fact that a sandwich stuffed with copious amounts of sauerkraut and roast beef highly resembles a vagina after someone has 'Sauerkrauted that bitch'. It is possible to 'Sauerkraut that bitch' with any type of food however, provided enough sauerkraut is available.

4) A proposal to leave quickly. Originates from sprinting out of the room after filling a vagina with sauerkraut. It is interchangeable with other sayings such as let's bounce or let's roll.
Ex 1.

Person 1: Hey, I saw you taking a girl home last night. Did you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH? And was it delicious?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 2.
Person 1: I did SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH last night, but I ditched after getting the kraut in her.
Person 2: So you left her sitting on the kitchen counter with a vaginal cavity filled with sauerkraut?
Person 1: Pretty much.
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 3.
Person 1: Damn, this roast beef sandwich is fucking boring.
Person 2: Why don't you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH?!!?
Person 1: But I don't have enough sauerkraut.
Person 2: *Pulls out 20lb bag of sauerkraut*
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 4.

Person 1: The cops are outside! Shitshitshitshit what are we gonna do?
Person 2: let's SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH!!!
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump, then runs away*
Person 2: Where are you going? I'm gonna sauerkraut that bitch. *Points at a cop*
by Sauerkraut is Delicious February 27, 2011
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Out Like Sauerkraut

A term that can be used when somebody is out. For Example during a card game, baseball, passed the fuck out...
Man that guy is so wasted, in a few minutes he will be out like Sauerkraut!!!
by Lightnin August 6, 2007
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