by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022
Get the Slonk mug.Sloshball is kickball with beer. A keg is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.
Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.
All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.
If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.
Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.
All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.
If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.
Dude, kickball is so 1987. We need to be playin us some sloshball.
Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!
Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!
by Jonah Sauce May 13, 2008
Get the sloshball mug.The little amount of beer left in bottles, cans, cups, etc. that nobody ever wants to finish. Spit Slosh is warm, flat, and the main reason for leaky garbage bags at parties. It can most commonly be found in beer pong cups after a sloppy game.
Girl: "Hey can I get some of your beer?"
Guy: "Sure you can just finish it I was about to grab a new one anyway."
Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own, I don't want your Spit Slosh."
Guy: "Sure you can just finish it I was about to grab a new one anyway."
Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own, I don't want your Spit Slosh."
by WEEZY<3 February 24, 2009
Get the Spit Slosh mug.Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
by Kuuler September 26, 2004
Get the slorking mug.When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.
by person with def August 6, 2009
Get the slobknobbing mug.the over drinking of an alcoholic substance at a party, resulting in more then 90% of the population being FUUUCKED UPP
by Adjsakld July 18, 2010
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