slot ass

1) An anus characterized by being long and narrow, like a coin slot, as opposed to a rosebud or starfish; description used by gay men to describe buttholes. 2) A bottom with a slot-shaped hole.

1) Joe has a theory that most bottoms are a slot ass and not a rosebud because a slot ass opens up better. 2) My little slot ass is coming over tonight.

by culero69 August 22, 2007

Slooty Nickel

1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.

Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday

by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010

Slootish

(adjective) : 1.Having hazardous ulterior motives. 2.Character trait consistent with that of being dangerous to others. 3.Having ability to conduct ruthless acts of violence in ones mind, without actually committing any crime.

That guy over there is giving me the creeps he seems kind of slootish.

by TBC832 February 22, 2011

sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.

That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.

by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011

Sholthink

what you respond with when someone makes a dumb hot take.

1: dude Adora is way better than Etienne.
2: Sholthink

by Osha_ May 23, 2021

Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012

Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014