slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
by nothinc March 17, 2019
Get the slomopopo mug.The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)
When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.
by g00dness Me July 12, 2011
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Get the Sloochie mug.1. (Location) The area South of Houston St. in Manhattan that has become severely commercialized and overly populated by Hollywood types over the past 20 years.
2. (Location) Where you go to wine, dine, and fuck a lonely B-movie star or celebutante if you're an Upper East Side/Park Avenue-dwelling tassle-shoed asshole. The act is normally done at around 10:00 p.m. as part of the asshole's commute home from Wall Street to his Upper East Side/Park Avenue apartment.
3. (Person) The actual ho you fuck
2. (Location) Where you go to wine, dine, and fuck a lonely B-movie star or celebutante if you're an Upper East Side/Park Avenue-dwelling tassle-shoed asshole. The act is normally done at around 10:00 p.m. as part of the asshole's commute home from Wall Street to his Upper East Side/Park Avenue apartment.
3. (Person) The actual ho you fuck
1. "No, don't go to Rockefeller Center. I got mine at the Kenneth Cole in Slo Ho."
2. "No, Bro, I'll pass on the Smith & Wollensky's. I gotta go to Slo Ho tonight."
3. "Yeah, I earned 2 bucks on the IPO. I'm gettin' me some slo ho at the Mercer tonight."
2. "No, Bro, I'll pass on the Smith & Wollensky's. I gotta go to Slo Ho tonight."
3. "Yeah, I earned 2 bucks on the IPO. I'm gettin' me some slo ho at the Mercer tonight."
by Moolder March 25, 2007
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A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
Get the Slomosexual mug.Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.
Josh is a slomo
by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013
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