pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

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slef

A typographical error. Can be used simply to point out your own or someone else's error.

Person 1: There's plenby more where that came from.

Person 2: plenby, slef

by Goodtnihk March 11, 2012

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sloof

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

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Slopface

A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.

Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.

by sloparoo October 19, 2009

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sloehr

An abnormally tall, gangly young adult with a propensity for hyper-organization and excessively promiscuous kissing of the opposite sex while inebriated. Often seen in the Boston area with brown and blonde haired girls watching GLEE and Grey's Anatomy.

Steven Loehr is a big fat sloehr

by Buttface Magoo March 20, 2010

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