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Slumber Pee Party

A party in which several aquantinces gather for all of the simple recreational purposes of any normal slumber party. Watch movies, consume popcorn, tell stories and then procede to piss in anything imaginable sitting around the house. Popular hiding places for ones urine include but are not limited to; Windex, Shoe, Sink, An Opperating Fan, VCR, 'Yo Mouf', The Oven, The Microwave, Your Friends Sleeping Bag, Sock Drawer and The Icecube Tray In The Freezer. This is all done while the actual owner of the house is gone.
"Why does my house smell like piss?"

"It looks like a Slumber Pee Party went down here. Call the cops and let's get this place quarantined.
by Mr.Fluky May 17, 2009
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slumberparty surprise

When you go to your friends house to stay the night and you have a wet dream on their sleeping bag, blanket or whatever you may be sleeping on.
Ex. I hate him he left me a slumberparty surprise on my futon last night.
by TUFM October 12, 2009
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Slumbery Eyed

To be tired, sleepy, or fatigued.
Michael: Why didn't you come over last night?

Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.
by MarkItZero December 18, 2008
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Slember

The 13th month of 2020, lasting 31 days
Kat: “Hey are you ready for Slember 1st?”
Tommy: “Wtf is Slember?”
by User96kat December 22, 2020
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eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.
Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"
by Gingermom4 August 4, 2007
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Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.
"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."
by MackeralWave July 18, 2016
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strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃
Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!
by outsiderrality June 21, 2019
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