Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Slanket

A sexually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. Term is highly offensive, much like the word "cunt".

Dude #1: "Sally is such a slanket."
Dude #2: "Dude, please don't use that word. Call her a slut, but please don't call her a slanket. It offends me."
Dude #1: "Sorry, bro."

by bigtimestyle May 18, 2011

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Slanker

Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.

My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

slanted question

A subtly inappropriate or intrusive question asked without the intention of being so.

Angelina: "I'm fatter than you."
Brad: "No you're not. How much do you weigh?"
Angelina: "That's a slanted question."

by Fox and Goober March 4, 2011

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013