shlambasted

When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting shitfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.

"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"

by Nick Gionfriddo December 22, 2008

Slammaster

The owner of a slampiece. The male counterpart of slampiece.

You're my Slampiece and I am your Slammaster. Sometimes I go by Slammaster Flash.

by Blackgold12 December 4, 2010

Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

Slamtastulon

To die from severe impact with brick wall

"Closed casket huh? How'd he die?"
"Slamtastulon"
"Damn dude..I'm sorry"

by djEmpty February 8, 2007

flambasted

1) To be put in your place.
2) not in right mind

1) Damn Becky you just got Flambasted
2) Dude I was so flambasted last night that I "hit" your mom

by Vaiosaurus May 16, 2003

Slamsterdam

Eating after smoking marijuana, or "the munchies". Combines "slams" or snacks, with Amsterdam,NL famous for legalized marijuana.

i went straight to Slamsterdam after a long hike in Dankorage,AK.

by soviettelecast April 5, 2009

shamwasted

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover

i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted

by theskinniest June 18, 2010