shåårt the fårk up

A term used to shut someone up

"Try to shåårt the fårk up"

by proud member of tja squad October 24, 2023

fart slart

Absolute royalty who is also a bit of a whore

Oh Aiden? He’s a total fart slart

by octopus’s y May 10, 2022

slart

A fart emitted by a slut, or a slut that smells like farts.

I should have never given that hooker tacos. Now my car smells like a slart.

by redrum March 26, 2005

slarted

When someone sleeps farts and usually has no idea that it happened.

Babe, did you eat something gassy last night because you slarted all night long?

by Eslarty December 14, 2010

slarthoid

A slarthoid is a pudgy sack of flesh useful only for looking at and throwing up as a result

Ted Cruz is a slarthoid. You can tell by looking at him.

by polahontass March 20, 2017

slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

slarta

Slarta is a way of saying the common goodbye saying "see you later", however it was invented by a complete utter twat whose head generates enough gleam to make taffs sean john look like limestone. What king of moron from woolworth(near peckham) trys to act hard and start on H4><3R?, people these days dont know who they are dealing with.

Twat from Woolworth opens his crap mouth and says "Kippa Slarta".

by Andrew Cousins December 13, 2003