skronk

the act of engaging in oral sex with a male through an opening in the throat, normally after a tracheotomy. Initially heard from a nursing home worker near Philadelphia, Pa.

The orderly was fired for allowing Peg to skronk him.

by Scott Rossi May 13, 2005

Skronk

The sound made by game show buzzers when you answer incorrectly. Therefore, to be undisputably wrong about something; to be unceremoniously denied.

1. The boss skronked us ordering another bottle of wine at lunch.
2. Skronk that! we're gonna anyway.
3. My design was skronked by the client
4. Let's catch a flick?! Skronk, too lazy.

by wendigen July 22, 2011

skronky

Something hard that hits the window after a violent sneeze

aaaatchooo..............splat!!!!! Oh! sorry mrs (insert mother in law's name) i've left a huge skronky on your window.

by phlegm May 15, 2004

skronkey

the bogey that sticks to your inner thumb & index fingernail alternatively as you try to flick it off; but still, the bugger wont budge!

winston: "ry, is you trying to give it some BOOYAKASHA or summint flickin' ya fingers like dat innit?"

ry: "nah mate, i got a skronkey on the go!"

by angry bry May 18, 2009

skronkette

Lady that walks into a bar dressed as a giant Biro pen. Only fan of the band 'Skronk'.
Sits on her todd in an empty room listening to the band with a bottle of Crumptons n a illegal Drum fag, which is dry as sand. No filter and no roach. She's a sad old gal that asks for a penny for the pigeons.

Jesus Christ!!! Have you seen that lass walk in as a giant Biro Pen!!!???
Aye, mate, she's the only Skronkette

by Tiger Baps September 18, 2013

skronked

A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.

"Man Jeff got skronked so hard"

by Nota possum April 19, 2016

Skronk spot

A place to bang outdoors.

That looks like a great skronk spot.

by unfinishedCode July 25, 2016