Skrampie

Skrampie is a bad youtuber and a LIER

Person 1:Did you see Skrampies new video
Person 2:yeah lol it sucked

by Jolten October 7, 2018

Skrimpy

means beautiful, amazing, cute, hot, dumb, dumbass, not smart, csnt drink properly, csnt spel

Ashe is very skrimpy.

by lmaogaysevenig July 31, 2020

skrimpfest

The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?

Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.

Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!

by Stoned publishing June 22, 2020

skrimpin

A general verb used for any situation along the lines of chilling, hanging out etc.

Ayo! We big skrimpin!

by sAlo5 March 23, 2021

Skrem

A cryptid not known by many, she is rumored to be a part of the Martix conspiracy, existing between realities. She is typically passive, although if provoked to, can become hostile. Witnesses who claim to have encounters with the Skrem recall her distinct calling "OOoooooo", with a wavy inflection.

Dude I swear I saw the Skrem today, I think she might be real.

by The MGV May 2, 2021

skwemp

To skwemp is to display your sense of satisfaction to others by correlating skwemp to other terms to give insightful meaning regarding the specific satisfaction that has occured.

I had a zinger box last night, full on skwemp moment in the chat right lads?

by Gohhh February 16, 2023

Skrimpin'

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.

"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."

by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009