Stonered

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it

Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!

by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

stonkered

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."

by bst September 25, 2005

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

skundered

The Irish version of bored. Used by hill billy locals in back street, one pony towns to try to sound intelligent.

Heh, Seamus, did you get up to anything intersting last night?
Nah, I was so skundered I ended up reading the Dictionary.

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

by d f December 16, 2003

Super Stokered

The action of being excited on an extreme level, as if being sprayed with a stoked water gun, or super soaker.

Shawn was super stokered when he finally finished the semester!

by Blamo! April 7, 2009

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009