skoda

Czech automaker, now part of Volkswagen Auto Group. Has been building cars for over a hundred years. Despite poor build quality during latter half of the 20th century, has been transformed by VW AG into the producer of some of the most reliable cars in the world, with an excellent dealer network to match. Currently offers the Fabia, Octavia, and Superb, with many choices of body styles and engines. Despite being criticized for staid design, which has closely resembled VW and SEAT cars, Skoda has a very progressive development team that is not afraid to try radical things. Offers very economical transport to those with a limited budget, and magnificent automobiles to those who have the money to shop elsewhere if they so desired. Unbeatable combination of price and quality will contribute to its growth and success over the next hundred years.

The Phaeton is about as popular as the Skoda Superb, but the latter is much braver statement.

by Hans Blix September 19, 2005

Skorian regime

Political system in which terror and autoritarism are key

Jeff! Don't go there, it is a skorian regime!

by Dr. Squad Politics October 5, 2017

Skidibi toilet

The worst piece of shit in meme universe

"skidibi toilet is funny!!!"
"kys"

by Rgdp August 4, 2023

skoning

Skype+Boning
-The act of having video sex on Skype or some other webcam video service.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Kate were totally skoning last night! It was awesome!

Guy 2: Badass! I love Skoning!

by JMC30 September 3, 2009

skadiddle skadoodle

The term used by only the greatest magicians in history. It is told that yelling the phrase can turn anyone's dick into a noodle.

Normie: Ugandan knuckles is funny
Person: SKADIDDLE SKADOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!!!!!
Normie: sHit

by Mr Garbell! February 21, 2018

Skodged

Its when your in the restroom and you hear a sound coming from the walls and you look closer and realize your uncle Brad is looking at you and the you welcome Brad in the restroom and have a holy jolly time.

Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime

God: Ooooo can I join too

Me: of coarse you can silly

Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after

Skodged

by SKODGED? November 21, 2019

SKOFI

Acronym for Some Kind Of Fucking Idiot

That politician is most certainly SKOFI!!

by The Moonlighter March 16, 2021