chick skids

Skid marks left in the shitter by a woman.

Eww! Which one of you ladies left the chick skids in the crapper?

by JLO70 July 23, 2021

skids

When yourself and an individual with whom you are usually friends are in the middle of an argument, or are not speaking to each other.

Lori: Hey, why aren't you talking to Tyler?
Brian: Oh, we are on the skids.

by Hoon35 May 1, 2006

"Skids Witter" collection

all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.

"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"

by BWitter February 15, 2005

skids

Cool people that are the nicest people who you will ever meet, you just have to give them a chance!!

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by mujk November 29, 2003

SNiDS

Stands for a Sleazy Needle Dick Scumbag. The i is added to the middle because you need a vowel to make it an actual word. This phrase was originally used by Hulk Hogan when he called Jerry Springer "The Sleaziest Needle Dick Scumbag on Television", while they were on the roast of David Hasselhoff. SNiDS are the lowest of the low. They have no heart and will steal from you if they have the opportunity. It dosen't get much lower than a SNiDS

Kevin: Yo Joe I'm pretty sure Mike stole money out of your wallet before..
Joe: Wow what a fuckin SNiDS
Kevin: Fuckin SNiDS man, they'll get ya.

by Joey Biscuits October 20, 2011

Skids

A person who when farts smells like they shit their pants, yet never claims it was their fart. If you do this action you may just find anti-skid signs in the bathroom.

Person 1:(farts)
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!

by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

Skids

Someone who normally doesn't wipe and lets the back of there underwear do the cleaning rustling is a a skid mark on there pants.

Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy

No Paper
Couldn't find a towel

They were framed

Me - man how did you leave the bathroom so quick

Skids - I don't wipe

Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants

by Thomasakaskids May 14, 2019