skimp dick

A dick that is skinny and elongated like an earthworm on the sidewalk after it rains.

ex: Yo, that native adam has a serious cass of skimp dick

by Clitflicker17 June 13, 2018

Skimp Bitch

A bitch rather on the skinny or small side, affective most on female, but male also.

Look at that skimpy bitch walking about like shes the shit.

by Andy October 4, 2004

Skimp trampy

A large girl stuffed into revealing clothing that's one size too small and more often than not smells like fish. Said girl also thinks she looks good, meanwhile drawing less attention than Khloe Kardashian.

This bitch walked into the club dressed all skimp trampy.

by yeahI'machick January 16, 2013

Skimp Wood

When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana

“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”

by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018

skimp fuck

To have intense intercourse with your best friends friend.

Imma skimp fuck chad , example I’m going to skimp fuck this bitch.

by anonymous June 1, 2023

hella skimp bro

It is like when something is not even therefore skimp then hella skimp is when the person who is getting the short end of the stick whines about it and in turn gets skimped even more or something taken from them prompting him to say awwwww now your going hella skimp bro and skimp sounds like skiiiimp, usally that is followed up by a nice backhand slap and a pocket check

your mom working the corner in sht town now thats going hella skimp bro you dont even have any ramen in the fridge

by ratrigo January 3, 2011

skimpy skimp

Something a young girls mom calls her when she buys thongs

my daughter is such a skimpy skimp , do those even count as underwear?

by Skimpyemmama June 23, 2018