skeeted then yeeted

Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.

I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.

by jeast123 January 14, 2020

Skeever

A person that creeps or awkwardly lurks about, usually in a pedophile sort of way. Someone who also makes crude or awkward comments that make others feel uncomfortable in a group.

Jessica: That guy is watching us through have sex through the window.
James: He's such a skeever!

by Kaka8 October 30, 2010

Skeever

A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.

"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."

by Planet Paul October 11, 2012

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician

by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

skeeted

to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.

Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted

by cody December 2, 2004

Skeeves

To creep or give a sense of foreboding. Used in the American sitcom show "Drake & Josh"

Josh: Let's get out of here.

Drake: Yeah, this place gives me the skeeves

by crazydan88 June 2, 2015

SKEEVER

Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.

Skeevers gotta skeeve.

Skeevers never fall.

by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017