Sketchatary

A Crystal Meth Dealer's assistant. Usually a person who has been tweaking for quite sometime and is always a little Sketchy. The Sketchatary handles the daily odds and ends the dealer is to busy to do or simply considers the tasks menial. The Sketchatary's compensation is usually in the form of Shards, small amounts of cash, and it assumed the Sketchatary will pocket 10% of product. This career path has its downsides. Mainly the Sketchatary will most like be the scapegoat if there is a bust by the feds. Also, advancement to Dealer Status will only occur when the Sketchatary's boss is murdered, arrested, or can't come back from a case of Meth Psychosis. All in all not a bad job if have become nothing more than a cluck.

I dont have time to go tot the needle exchange, I'll send my Sketchatary if he isn't too busy cleaning something or jerking off.

by SeattleHairyCub August 17, 2010

keep sketch

Another way of telling some one to look out, "keep sketch" is a phrase popular in the East Coast of Ireland.

"Keep sketch for the cops while I skull tha' hippy with me can of crown"

by Dan Josuttno December 20, 2004

Sketch Gordon

1. n. a sketchy college student who routinely hooks up with random highschooler

2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you have probably hooked up

1. That graduation party is a total preying ground for Sketch Gordon

2. Havn't you hooked up with Sketch Gordon yet?

by PQC May 17, 2004

Sketchaphobia

fear of .....
a) sketchy people
b) sketchy places
c) sketchy situations
d) any thing of a sketchy nature
e) all of the above

Whenever somthing iffy or questionable arises ,i feel my sketchaphobia kicking in hardcore.

by Chief Tiger Lily August 28, 2010

captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe

Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me

by YungO March 9, 2009

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

Sketchalunk

A sketchy individual that ditches on hanging out more often than actually following through with hanging out. They are unreliable and will never show up even if plans are made months in advance.

Day 1 -Earlier
Person 1 "Yo, you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2 "Hells ya, 7:00 work?"
Person 1 "Yea, I will call you."

Later on (7:00)
Person 1 calls person 2 at 7:00 in 15 minute increments and no answer.

"Fuckin sketchalunk!"

The outcome is the same any day after this.

by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010