Sit down button

That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.

(Falls over a bit) "Hey! That was my sit down button!"

by Peregrine XI May 14, 2021

Sit Down Cunty

The act of yelling to an obnoxious person to sit down even if they are already sitting.

Word Is Used To Shut Someone Up.

Cunty: *Doing Random Shit*
Nick: Sit Down Cunty!
Cunty: Im already sitting! *Cunty Mumbles Under Breath*

by Mr. Aceves May 11, 2016

Sit down, geek

A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.

Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.

NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......

by Ultramatic April 4, 2008

sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009

have a sit down

To take a relaxing poop.

Me: *fidgeting around*
Grandma: "You look like you need to go have a sit down."

by diafygi July 23, 2009

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

sit down in the shower

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

by [e-mail] May 15, 2004