Simpist

A simpist is someone who goes over the line of simping HARDCORE basically if you took simp+simp and added them you would get a simpist, they tend to simp soooo hard until they get nudes once they acquire the nudes they ghost the girl and move on to next subject

"That dude Juan is a simpist ong"

by NorthRug November 13, 2020

Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)

Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!

by Louis 42 March 18, 2013

simpin hard

when your simpin over that one person and can’t stop, so your listening to sad music, and just being your sad self while thinkin about your crush or that special someone...

person #1: hey, how’s it goin with ya crush
person #2: man i’m simpin hard :(

by simpin_girl July 30, 2019

simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything

Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.

by dannyflorida March 11, 2013

simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

Simpin’

The guy who always make sure his girlfriends needs come before his own. He says he does it because he likes to make her happy, but everybody knows he’s just simpin...

“Has anyone heard from Caleb today?”
“Nah man he’s simpin’...”

by laZboi182 May 22, 2020

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020