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Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.
Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson
by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018
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Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020
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Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)
Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr
by hexuannn June 1, 2023
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Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.
Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.
by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008
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Simona

The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch
You should be as Simona
by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021
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Simon Cowell

A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
by blargh!! December 15, 2009
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Simona

A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.
Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend
by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020
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