Simanjuntak

A ancient clan originating from Indonesia. These people are the most elite of there race. They conquer and fuck shit up. They are totally bad ass and should not be messed with. Also when you are around them you have a feeling your in the presence of a god. Avoid eye contact at all times.

OMFG is he/she a simanjuntak cause they are awesome.

That guy/women must be a simanjuntak cause hes pwnin.

HOLY SHIZZZ THAT GUY JOST GOT DUNKED ON....."that guy who dunked..*sigh*... hes a simanjuntak...oh no wonder..... yah

by IndoBoii April 28, 2011

The Simba

The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)

Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.

by asshole frat guy November 23, 2007

Sima

Sima is a great friend she is very nice and she's so hot she loves mc donald's she's a very social person she has a lot of friends too

ariana grande: who's that
you: that's sima
ariana grande: she's so hot

by baddestbitch3848 April 4, 2021

simcard worthy

a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone

Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy

by Discard October 6, 2008

simah

Simah is smh said really fast

"You have 10 tests due" "simah"

by Poop_swag February 22, 2021

Simant

Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and has a bit of wit. The guy has plenty of beautiful, funny stories to tell you and he's loves and lives life to the fullest. He's sweet, a little shy and a hopeless romantic, an absolute gentleman, will make you laugh on days you're low, deeply cares, will treat you like queen and yes he wont shut the fuck up- but you'll love that about him. He's someone you can count and you'll be delighted to meet a guy like him . It's a pure bliss to have him around.

Simant is such a <3

by Pineapple* April 13, 2022

Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.

Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.

by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011