Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.
by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
by Seth rocks June 1, 2006

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.
by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.
by Mathura August 19, 2004

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.
by Kaboom December 31, 2004

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by datsunface October 6, 2004
