Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

shlongrider

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.

"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"

by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005

Salon anxiety

the feeling one gets whilst realising during a haircut that the hairdresser is taking just a little too much off. Results in excess sweating and the desire to tell the hairdresser, but being too polite to do so.

"I was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.I was freakin' out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety"

by jokepoacher August 29, 2009

Shlongboard

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 27, 2016