Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.
Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.
by Meera Swami January 25, 2007
occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.
Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".
by the wolf-man November 20, 2008
When a man pulls out after anal and wipes his meat down each side of his partners face where sideburns would be.
by jax32 March 08, 2010
When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.
Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"
Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"
Phillip "WTF!"
Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"
Phillip "WTF!"
by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010
A painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.
by Barry Agent January 12, 2005
by Humpty November 03, 2003
The long hairs thick hairs that grows on the outside of the ear and has become so thick that could be mistaken for long hair or sideburns that are located in front of the ear.
by The Ferndog November 19, 2009