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Schumer

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer
Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.
by Dogplorable March 30, 2020
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Schumer

From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.
Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo
by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020
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schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.
Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.
by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021
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Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.
Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
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Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when one makes a particularly unfunny remark, ironically used for comedic affect.
Teacher: What is the date today?
Person #1: Febuary 11
Person #2: SCHUMER HUMOUR!
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
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Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked
I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab
by Imamamam January 24, 2023
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Schumer

To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.

Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
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