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Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.
Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.
by ripplewalk October 26, 2011
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split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce
1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.
by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008
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Shweet

Something "sweet" but even cooler then that!
dude, that song is totally shweet!
by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
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three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.
Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.
by Bejammin H August 15, 2008
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Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.
Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first
by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012
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A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
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Swisher Sweets

Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.
Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt

im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
by Antron420 July 27, 2010
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