Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

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schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

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shvasted

when you get real drunk and you try to tell people your wasted but it comes out SHVASTED!

jeff monkman every friday and saturday night is shvasted.

by jeff_monkman@hotmail.com December 8, 2006

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Scwasted

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019

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Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

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"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

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