Shantz!

Shantz! is everything and nothing. It is most commonly used in place of offending words, although, since it has no meaning, Shantz! cannot be used to get one into any trouble.

I Shantz!ed your mom last night, and she liked it.)
Eat Shantz!, a**hole!
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Shantz! yourself?

Shantz! by Justin Morrow March 19, 2003

schwantz 

An unidentifiable person.

(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.

A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.

The decision the manager made today was totally off side with company policy...what a schwantz.

schwantz by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009

Shwants 

Short sweat pants

Hey those are nice shwants.

Shwants by SEXYLOVE82 June 24, 2018

Schwantz Licker 

Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.

Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?

Chuck: I don't know why?

Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.

Schwantz Licker by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008

shantz 

Someone incapable of programming.

He is so Shantz.

shantz by Shantz May 30, 2004

shwant 

Shit you want...generally on a trip. It's the stuff that migrates underneath your seat on a bus or a plane, or to the bottom of the canoe on a canoe trip.

Hey, Jo, is that your shwant under there?
Yeah! I'd hate to lose my mp3 player/pen/hair thingy...etc

shwant by Jillka39 March 9, 2008

shmantz 

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

shmantz by B.B.B February 24, 2008