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SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

"SHTF" or "When shit hits the fan" is a popular phrase referring to the ultimate situation in which a man would need to try and survive off the land. The collapse of civilization.

The phrase is commonly used among survivalists and generally most firearm collectors or outdoors man.

See: apocalypse, end of the world, FUBAR, Survive
Guy 1: "Hey, that's a nice machete.

Guy 2: "Thanks. I'll probably use this in a SHTF situation.
by BiGoDeViN October 6, 2012
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Shtoompy

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!
by GengisKhan December 26, 2010
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Related Words
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shtummer

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless
What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum
by Pale Orc April 4, 2015
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Shtantz

A new word

(Sh-tan-tz)
A friend group
A good shtantz is a group of awesome people
A shtantz is also people who have a similar personality
It can be used in both contexts
Shtantz: a group of friends

what a shtantz”
“Their such a shtantz”
I love our shtantz”
by Whatashtantz February 6, 2020
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shtupping

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?
by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004
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shtoonk

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.
Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.
by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010
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Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
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