Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009

Slobbery shunk

When your dick gets all moist and it leaks through your pants and everyone sees your dick stain.

Oh shit I have to do a presentation, I hope no one sees my slobbery shunk.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

highway throbbery

Getting head while driving ultimately ending with robbery of semen.

It all started as an innocent Sunday drive and ended with a violent case of HIGHWAY THROBBERY leaving me quivering, incopacitated, and unable to continue the drive

by Pdiddy007 December 16, 2018

knob slobbery

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob

when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

Slobbery

The act of being a total slob. Or, may also describe a state of having excessive amounts of saliva aka slobber.

I can barely walk into my apartment anymore. My roommate’s slobbery is out of control.

The smell of that barbecue is causing me a lot of slobbery. I’m starving.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

shrubbery

Marijuana. Use it when you don't want "The Man" to know what you're talking about.

"Dude, can you get me any shrubbery? I'm out."

by spammy June 26, 2003