Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

shroom tea

A beverage made with psilosibin containing mushrooms. Normally, the mushrooms are chopped up and boiled in water. The tea can be anywhere from a yellow color to dark purple or black. One advantage to taking shrooms this way is that they kick in much faster.

Within 15 minutes of drinking my shrooms tea, I was trippin balls.

by alex February 22, 2005

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

bum shroom

Used to insult a person. Refers to someone who would try to consume magic mushrooms through their anus, usually because they are retarded.

Rennie : wtf is a bum shroom?!

joanne says: i dont know : (

Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing

joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"

by tripper1988 March 30, 2010

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

Shroominoid

Becoming extremely paranoid while under the affect of hallucinogenic mushshrooms.

Dude, lets dip its the boys! Calm the fuck down man thats a minivan your shroominoid.

by Sir Trips A Lot September 4, 2010