Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

shplonkered

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

Shlonglongtime

Shlong longtime longtime!!!!

"SHLONGLONGTIME"

by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020

Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.

Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Shonglee

Shonglee

closed doors

Shonglee is a hard trying, never giving up, strong man who takes first care of others before he looks at himself.

Shonglee is also a sweet, funny, smart, attractive, adorable man who can be shy some times but when you got to know him longer he will blow you away. He loves to travel, go on new adventures, making new memories and making people happy.

Shonglee has a big heart and needs someone to share it with
may not always like to talk about how he feels to very many but few people get the chance to see what's behind his closed doors.
He forgets how special he is and at times feels worthless. He's very protective of the ones she loves and cares for. He will make your day and will always have you smiling or laughing. He is also one that can change your emotions in seconds.

by Shonglee November 23, 2021