Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.

1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."

by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008

showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."

Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!

by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

showerbomb

Someone or something that interrupts and intrudes upon an otherwise relaxing shower, perhaps because of an urgent need to use the shower. Especially when only one bathing facility is available.

I got showerbombed by the family dog, who was muddy from a walk.

by deanna624 March 4, 2010

showercap

To insert one's head into the vaginal orrafice

When Susie came back, she asked me to give her a showercap.

by comfymilk July 16, 2008

showergardening

if or when you take place in trimming or shaving the bush around your genitals. It can work for both guys and girls.

John- "what took you so long to shower?"

Jenni- "I was showergardening!"

by lacrossekid80 May 6, 2008

showering with someone else

Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.

Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.

by Boywonder42 June 5, 2016